Socks: the gift I keep promising my greedy kids!

I never do these things, but this time it was just too perfect to resist.

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost. You make a good puppet.

What Cr*ppy Gift Are You?

See, every time the kids hint about what they're getting for Christmas, I always pretend like I'm doing a shamefully terrible job of hiding that they're getting socks, the thing I know that deep down they really want most.